Letter to President George W. Bush 1


Dear President Bush,

  My Mommy told my Daddy that you started a war for no good
  reason. Is that true?

Kristie - St. Cloud, Minnesota

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Dear Kristie,

On 9/11 (I forget the exact day) these United States of Americas
was attacked by a ruthless man flying several airplanes. His name
was Osama bin Laden.

On that day, I understood that there are people around the world
who want to destroy America. I should have understood that before
but I never did get around to reading all those briefing papers.
They want me to read a lot now that I'm President. So do your
homework or you won't become president. Well you might. I mean
I did. But you won't. Well you might. Anyway.

Sure - I started the war in Iraq and the other place before, but
the evildoers started it first - see above, the 9/11 thingy. And
there are Mommies and Daddies around the world, but we're only
killing the evildoing Mommies and Daddies and none of them vote
in America so you don't have to worry.

I've said it before, "I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I
had a choice, I'd rather go to war."

Sincerly,

   Your President - George W. Bush


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