Bruce's                             November 29, 2003
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One day I found my five-year-old daughter, with the
telephone, which she quickly hung up when she saw me.
"What were you doing?" I asked her.

"Calling Aunt Sarah."

"How could you have called Aunt Sarah ?" I asked. "You
don't even know her number."

"Yes, I do and I did call her," the girl replied.

I wasted a lot of breath trying to convince her that she
didn't know her number, but she insisted she had made
the call.

"Okay," I said finally.  "What did she say, then, if
you called her?"

"She told me I had the wrong number."







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