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***** Recent Calder Gazette Article
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***** V*i*a*g*r*a for the mind - By Judyth Piazza
***** http://www.calder.net/jpiazza/2004-07-02-tantra.php
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What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.

1st Woman: My cat thinks it's a chicken.
2nd Woman: Why don't you take it to the vet?
1st Woman: We need the eggs.

What did the cat who had no money say?
I'm Paw

What type of cat has eight legs and loves swimming?
An Octo-Puss

Customer: Do you sell cats meat?
Butcher: Yes, as long as they are accompanied by a human being

Sam: I wish i had enough money to buy a pedigree cat
Bill: Why do you want a pedigree cat?
Sam: I don't - I just wish I had that much money

Pete: Have you ever seen a catfish?
Paul: Yes, I have
Pete: How did it hold the rod?

What do you give a cat that has everything?
A wide berth








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