Food

- I have the most marvelous recipe for marinated brains! All I
  have to do is mention it to my wife and she says, "Let's eat
  out!"

- A Recipe for Borscht? Beets me.

- All good recipes require at least one extra trip to the store.

- Double the recipe? But my oven won't go up to 700F!

- I use original recipes, of course they originate elsewhere.

- It's a Mr. Death. He wants to thank you for your shellfish
  recipe.

- So many recipes - so little thyme!

- It's called fast food because it speeds you to the grave.

- Anything that can be served with whipped cream is a food!

- Army food is very tasty. After 10 years, you can still taste
  it!

- Your disposal eats better than 70% of the world.

- I always feel guilty after eating Jewish deli food.

- If fish is brain food, why do they still get caught?

- Kosher food: Don't pig out on it.

- Beware of natural foods: 80% of people die of natural causes.

- Brand of plastic food wrap used in Star Trek? Klingon of course!

- Law of Institutional Food: Everything is cold except what
  should be.









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