Some Thoughts


People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to
like it.

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age
are urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of
old ladies running around with nose rings and tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable
to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single..

Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint,
you are  probably dead.








NEXT JOKE : Letter to President Bush 1

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